Here's a few interesting news stories I found on Coast-to-Coast AM:
Venus, Mars, and Saturn to align this week. Get out and see the really bright show. Wonder how many UFO reports this one will generate.
Pictures of an alien some guy took from his sofa. I'll let you be the judge on this one. Looks like a blurry avocado to me.
Coffee does not make the brain more alert. Won't stop me from drinking it. So there. Fuckers.
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